vanillish:
all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language
kitbulls:

in case you thought i was exaggerating
kitbulls:
npcs in literally every other pokemon game: hey lets battle
npcs in swsh: ELLO GOVNAH DO YA FANCY A SPOT OF BATTLIN’ ?? CHEERIO GOOD CHAP GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
itchycoil:
Bernie Sanders shot by Petra Collins
petalpetal:
I GOT THROWN INTO A COUGHING FIT I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH WHEN I SAW THIS SCENE
bepeu:
me: *thinks*
me: hm rly makes u think
gaykeanu:
i hope all this worm positivity isn’t irony. like i hope u all truly appreciate worms and aren’t doing this for the jokes :^/
official-mugi:
You: “The Wii U is worthless”
Me, an intellectual:

a-consequence-of-circumstance:
problemactic:
what moisturizer is he using
looks like he got a matte finish
*mattel
sometimes i think i have a crush on someone but then they get a haircut and im like oh nvm
problemactic:
what moisturizer is he using